Curtie555 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

:06 "Where's my food bitch?"

julesb2 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Wow....

CrossOutTheEyes (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Jeez, stop posting jokes from Cracked.

stymye (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

were gonna wait at the table while you do your duty and get cooking!

Animator135 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"It's so dependable, not even solid bricks can shake off the top!" Especially if you're holding on the cover...

CaptainRidley (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

For my money, the cameo by cocksucker husband, who irritably taps his watch when his wife drops the pasta, is the clear winner. The expected "Where's my dinner bitch?" comment is never uttered, but it is practically swirling around on screen in capitalized letters like tiny angry-man sugar plums.

lufia22 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I wish my life would turn black and white when things are miserable.

smoothpimpsta (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

if you don't know how to drain pasta into a colander without spilling it into the sink you are probably a worthless human life form and should consider leaving the terribly difficult task of cooking pasta to the pros.

CheeseWheel3 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

BOTH GAS AND ELECTRIC?! HOLY SHIT! You try to pull that shit with a regular pot, the bastard's likely to burst into flame. Thank god for Pasta Pro!

martawisnie (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

hahahaha oh, but wait! order now! lol they can sell anything thing as long as they find someone to buy it.... and guess what... the general public will buy anything :)